Box Set

The life and musings of a single girl with two vaginas.

Friday, August 25, 2006

So, I feel like a whore this morning.

These are similar to the goggles I wore out last night
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Long story short, I went out with a couple of my girlfriends last night and I met a guy. I found him somewhat interesting, moderately attractive, but very do-able. (Considering I haven't been laid in so long, I am basically wearing beer goggles at all waking moments).

My girlfriends don't know that I have two vaginas so they don't understand my hesitancy at hooking up with a stranger. "Just wear a condom; it will be fun," is their go-to tagline. Oh, you might be wondering why my friends don't know this little fun fact about me. In a nutshell, it's because, let's be real here, chicks are shady. If we get into even one little argument, my double vagina will be on the cover of the NY Post... Bitches (in a nice way, of course). But, seriously, this could be major blackmail so I've always kept it to myself. It's the one secret that I won't tell you after constant prodding, i.e. I'll tell ya what you're getting for Christmas, but I won't tell you about the double box it's wrapped in.

Again, reaffirming why I started this blog. I had to tell someone. (Merry Christmas to you).

But getting back to the point, I ended up inviting the vaguely good-looking guy back to my apartment with me. He accepted. There were no frills; no bells, no whistles... no, "Let's have a nightcap" or "Wanna watch a movie?" We both knew what we were there for and we got down to business.

Alcohol makes me a bit more confident than it should. Thus, I opened our sexual conversation like this: "You want to know something cool?" I laid it on the table. He was definitely impressed, but probably more so in a "Holy shit, my friends are never going to believe this!" kind of way.

So, yeah...I let him do me in both. And, that, my friends, is why I feel like a whore this morning.

Coffee and whorebag, please? Oh, I'd like my bagel toasted with whore. My whores scrambled with cheese. Thanks.

Yep, that about sums it up.

(I hope he calls me)

5 Comments:

  • At 10:32 AM, Blogger jW said…

    You should have saved one of them for marriage.

     
  • At 10:49 AM, Blogger Galaxy said…

    You are not a whore...you're awesome!!

     
  • At 11:49 PM, Blogger Lily Graypure said…

    I can't even lose my virginity in the one vagina I have. . .

     
  • At 10:57 PM, Anonymous Porn Hater said…

    I think not telling your female friends is a very wise decision, for exactly the reason you describe. Guys can be jerks about it too but they're more likely to brag than be vindictive.

    Good for you for getting laid. I run several porn blogs, have one fully functional penis and haven't been laid in years so you have my admiration on this one.

     
  • At 9:30 PM, Anonymous Mckeelie said…

    I admire you I can't even imagine what you go through. I agree you shouldn't tell your friends at least not yet because if you get in a fight then they might see it as an opportunity to spread gossip and what not.

    I am still young probably your youngest reader but it is good to read to learn about this stuff. I didn't think it was even possible to have 2 of them (not to be offensive)I also love how it's anonymous I think it's pretty cool.

    Your youngest reader,
    MK<3

     

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